Anna Nicole Smith and Zsa Zsa Gabor
Crikey. In a lurid Tinsel Town twist Zsa Zsa Gabor's hubby Prince Frederick von Anhalt has claimed that he might just be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's bub!
But it gets even weirder ...
As the story states, Anna Nicole Smith was a big fan of the Budapest bombshell, and even dreamt of becoming a princess just like her. Gabor's royal hubby even tried to fulfil this dream (well, she'd obviously fulfilled a few of his by then!) by trying to legally adopt her. Not surprisingly, Zsa Zsa said no-no.
This craven quasi-incestuous behaviour is bizarre enough. But since it seems anything's possible in Smith's surreal world I'd like to suggest a deeper, as yet unrevealed possibility ...
Maybe Zsa Zsa was so reluctant to sign adoption papers because she was already Smith's biological mother; the mother who'd given her child away in order to pursue a life of fame in glamour in Los Angeles all those years ago?
Too far fetched? Look at this pic of the young Zsa Zsa. She's the spitting image of Smith, no doubt about it!
If my theory is correct, this'll vault the whole sordid mess up into the Greek tragedy league. It'll be a Sophoclean saga for our fame-filled age.
So, what'll they call the inevitable blockbuster that results?
Hmm ... How 'bout Oedipussy?
