Manilow or mosquito?

Do you have unruly youths loitering around your shop or home?  To make them disperse you have about three options:

You can yell at them to bugger off, which is a risky strategy, because they'll probably kick the crap out of you.

You could try The Mosquito, a machine that emits an annoying high pitched buzz that only whippersnappers can hear.  But that's a tad controversial, since it's deemed an infringement of human rights by civil libertarians.

Instead, I would recommend the "Manilow Method".  It's an effective teen repellant, and attracts much more polite and agreeable oldsters.

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