A little while ago I said that Kevin Rudd was trying to emulate China's authoritarian approach to government because he was such a sinophile. I was joking, but the observation could have been accurate nonetheless. See, his party is now following China's lead with its zero-tolerance approach to plastic bags.
I reckon his next nod to China will be a structure in front of Parliament House. The name: The Gate of Kevinly Peace. Then we'll know for sure he really is Tiananmen's square.
Nyuck, nyuck.