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Lohan does a Neal

Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:55 P GMT+10
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan left her Blackberry in some deli, and when the owner quite reasonably demanded that she show proof of ownership before he handed it back she went completely spacko. In a manner spookily reminiscent of Australia's ow

Barnaby's unique way with words

Monday, 1 June 2009 11:38 A GMT+10
The more I learn about Barnaby Joyce, the more I like him. Not only is he a climate change sceptic with the balls to make a stand against Rudd and Wong's Emissions Trading Scam, he also has an amusingly creative way with words.Maybe it's got

Longing for perfection

Wednesday, 29 April 2009 2:39 P GMT+10
An Aussie politician called Hajnal Ban went to Siberia to have her legs surgically lengthened. And if the photo in this article is any guide it appears she's had her lips enlarged with collagen as well. So, she's obviously extremely concerned

Strife imitates art

Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:27 P GMT+10
Hey, remember that champion Oz cult fillum Stone? In it, bikies were mysteriously dropping like flies and dropping off cliffs throughout Sydney.Kinda like nowadays, don't you think? The plods don't seem to be having much luck with their overt
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Combustible Kevin

Monday, 6 April 2009 11:34 A GMT+10
This idea that Kevin Rudd's airborne dummy spit was due to an iron deficiency is just silly. (Or maybe the proponents were joking. In which case I've got an irony deficiency!)Rudd does this sort of thing quite regularly, apparently. But this
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Pauline Hanson nude photo scandal

Tuesday, 24 March 2009 12:03 P GMT+10
The publication of those naughty shots reputed to be of Pauline Hanson reveals more about the meeja than they do about Hanson herself. I mean, there's next to no chance that a major news organization would publish them if they were supposed to be

Questionable question

Friday, 13 March 2009 11:53 A GMT+10
The Nine MSN site has a poll running: Can Peter Garrett still cut it as a rocker? It's irrelevant, I reckon. He never could in the first place. 
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Fielding for new faiths

Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:09 P GMT+10
Here's a good illustration of the pervasiveness of ferndamentalism: Family First's Steve Fielding has railed against divorce on the grounds that it's not fair on the planet.  Up until now, greenies have absolutely detested this guy.

Attack dogs silent on "poodle" slur

Wednesday, 25 February 2009 10:24 A GMT+10
Interesting that Julia Gillard gets buggerall condemnation from the media for her "mincing poodle" jibe at Christopher Pyne. The squitterati would surely be howling "homophobia!" if a Liberal pollie had said something similar abou
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Please catch up

Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:30 P GMT+10
Aussie "satirists" are trying to make a wry flick about the Pauline Hanson phenomenon. The project, titled Please Explain, will use archival footage to add verisimilitude. They're hoping that Cate Blanchett will star as the pollie all l

Rudd's extreme capitalism

Friday, 6 February 2009 10:08 A GMT+10
Re the GFC, and Prime Minister Rudd's plan to halt the damage by giving us all giant wads of cash: I'm no financial expert (and anyway, what good are they. Got us into this fine mess in the first place, didn't they?) but I do know how dan

Sleeper agents?

Wednesday, 28 January 2009 11:00 P GMT+10
So Aussie republicans of yore attempted to kill the Queen by throwing a log onto a train track. Why am I not surprised? But 1970 isn't all that long ago. Chances are the culprits are still alive, and quite possibly active in public life.I found a
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Kev does a Dubya

Thursday, 18 December 2008 4:12 P GMT+10
Kevin Rudd has been accused of being insensitive in a speech during his secretive stop in Afghanistan.Insensitive or not, the first thought that came to my mind was how unoriginal this stunt was. Seemed like he was imitating George W Bush's Thank
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G20 gaffe still snowballing

Sunday, 16 November 2008 6:57 P GMT+10
Re those false comments about Bush not knowing what the G20 was: If Rudd himself leaked them - and it looks very much like he did - then it just confirms my view that our PM has an emotional age of about seven. And it reveals a bloody-mindedness tha

Putting the "soup" into "marsupial"

Thursday, 2 October 2008 10:24 P GMT+10
Many people might find ferndie economist Ross Garnaut's latest recommendation beyond the pale. But I'm more than happy to endorse his exhortation to devour kangaroos instead of sheep and cows, particularly if it is extended to

Kevin lauds Gough

Saturday, 13 September 2008 12:57 P GMT+10
Kevin Rudd, who with his Emmissions Trading Scam is about to wreck the Australian economy, expresses his admiration for Gough Whitlam, who already has.Terrifying.

Vapid response team

Sunday, 31 August 2008 10:22 P GMT+10
One of the most ridiculously pompous TV trailers ever has to be that one for City Homicide. I'm sure you know it. It's got the cast sprinting, swaggering and embracing heroically in slo-mo. It's a cack; made funnier by the fact

Sexism, schmexism

Saturday, 2 August 2008 11:47 A GMT+10
Sam Newman has provoked the ire of the squitterati again. Says that a comment he made about a female Tasmanian politician was not meant in the way it has been taken. I suspect he's probably being genuine. (He did do that counselling course t

Greg Hunt, eco-superhero!

Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:08 P GMT+10
One of the most depressing things about Oz politics at the moment is that the people who should be arguing rationally against the Government (particularly in relation to environmental policy) and presenting a clear, strong alternative

Kevin Rudd, the hollow man

Sunday, 13 July 2008 12:33 P GMT+10
Not surprised that Kevin Rudd turns out to be a potty-mouthed little tyrant behind closed doors. It's perfectly in keeping with his character.The composed, glib image he presents is a complete facade. When he tries to be profound or compassi
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No surprise that Sam's not a New Man

Monday, 30 June 2008 2:27 A GMT+10
If anyone seriously thought that surly Sam Newman was gonna come back as some kinda fragrant, feminized metrosexual after his much-publicized counselling session; well, she (or he) would make Pollyanna herself seem like Belinda Neal! But sadly, I thi

Rudd's staff flat out ... of new ideas

Sunday, 1 June 2008 1:42 P GMT+10
This looming revolt by public servants who've been working their arses off for Rudd is pretty funny considering that all that time and energy they've expended has produced nothing of any substance. And yet they're still flat out like liza

An exercize in footylity

Saturday, 31 May 2008 8:21 P GMT+10
Re all this Sam Newman bashing:I can't see the point of chicks getting so angry about him and the surly, aggro culture he represents. I have no time for it and I'm a bloke.  It's just a fact of life. Footy commentary is full of rough

Wayne Carey's new idea is not so new

Sunday, 16 March 2008 3:12 P GMT+10
Wayne Carye is in the news again, this time for, er, being in the news.Like many a celeb before him the bloke is now 'fessing up that he has a drug problem (like we didn't already know!) for a ginormous mound of cash.  Chances are he'

What, no "contumely"?

Friday, 29 February 2008 8:59 P GMT+10
The hilariously bitter and twisted Paul Keating has let fly at another columnist.At least it's an improvement on his last gargle.  This rant was is aimed at someone who's still alive.
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