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NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! If this blog is anything it's sit-down comedy. I don't break news stories. I rant, growl, quack on and joke about them. If you can't see where this blog is coming from you're an utter peckerhead.
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Train wreck in the making

Thursday, 14 August 2008 1:43 P GMT+10
More bizarre goings on in Perth. Kevin Rudd, ironically there to help Alan Carpenter's chances at the upcoming election, yucked it up with Shifty Lifty and some Labor MPs.The two leaders then boarded a train for a laughter-filled 10-minute r

Shifty Lifty's days numbered?

Monday, 11 August 2008 1:11 A GMT+10
Arrogant, blouse-lifting hypocrite Alan Carpenter showed what a brazen opportunist he is by calling the election straight after Troy Buswell quit as Liberal Party Leader. The former hack reckons he can dupe the people. But I reckon Julie Bishop has g

Troy Buswell quokka-kicking scandal

Thursday, 15 May 2008 1:19 A GMT+10
  I hate to ruin the fun for all those enjoying the latest "revelations" about Troy Buswell.  But this rumor that he beat the crap out of a quokka is utter crap. And I know it's utter crap because I made it up and posted

Pam Casellas defends a dinosuar

Wednesday, 7 May 2008 8:47 P GMT+10
Mediocre West Australian columnist Pam Casellas reveals that classic double standard of the cowardly PC feminist: It's only sexual harassment if your political enemies do it.   Sure, I agree that Troy Buswell has been a bonehead who deserves

Breast nuzzler update

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 5:39 P GMT+10
Crikey!  It seems that the function at which the Alan Carpenter was reputed to have exposed bras and nuzzled breasts was one helluva shindig, and almost became a swingers party! Yep, many of those attending started to nude up, prompting admoniti

Alan Carpenter and his Labor Party animals

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 1:05 P GMT+10
It's getting more absurd by the minute over in the wild west:  Premier Alan Carpenter, the breast nuzzler, is becoming increasingly annoyed over recalcitrant MP Jaye Radisic's refusal to go beyond her claim that she wasn't offended

Alan Carpenter embodies, endorses stupidity

Wednesday, 9 May 2007 10:28 P GMT+10
Labor heavies love to denigrate John Howard for being too damn smart.  The latest to do so is Alan Carpenter -- he of the never clever -- in his criticism of the Budget:I love this bit, which makes him seem like such a shelte