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Sex, violence and reality TV

Thursday, 1 October 2009 1:20 P GMT+10
It's pretty obvious that reality TV shows don't exactly attract the creme de la creme of society. Actually, it's starting to look like they attract its creme de la crim!See, the prime suspect in the gruesome murder of a porn star called F

Kylie and Dannii's double whammii

Wednesday, 9 September 2009 1:22 P GMT+10
Singing sisters Kylie and Dannii Minogue are both currently in serious relationships, so they're intending to get married simultaneously. I think doubling up is a fine idea. They'll certainly save a heap of moolah by doing so, and that m

Lohan does a Neal

Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:55 P GMT+10
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan left her Blackberry in some deli, and when the owner quite reasonably demanded that she show proof of ownership before he handed it back she went completely spacko. In a manner spookily reminiscent of Australia's ow

JFK just won't die!

Thursday, 16 July 2009 1:29 P GMT+10
Have just been listening to a radio interview with Lamar Waldren, who has written a book about how the Mafia killed JFK. He's currently in Oz, spruiking his tome in Sydney. Amazing how people are still unearthing new information about something t

Michael Jackson gone but not forgotten

Tuesday, 30 June 2009 3:03 P GMT+10
There was always gonna be a spike in sales of Michael Jackson albums when he died, but who would have thought it would be quite so big?The Beeb reports that in the Old Dart:A total of 11 Michael Jackson or Jackson Five albums featured in the top 200.

Bye-bye Whacko Jacko

Friday, 26 June 2009 10:16 P GMT+10
I never thought Michael Jackson would live to a grand old age. But I didn't think he'd pop his clogs quite so soon. But clearly the cumulative effects of such a crazy, roller-coaster life were just too much.  As his former publicist Mich

Kung fu conspiracy?

Tuesday, 9 June 2009 2:18 P GMT+10
The death of David Carradine just keeps getting weirder. Now his family are saying that it wasn't auto-erotic asphyxiation that killed him. They reckon he was murdered because of his investigations into a mysterious kung fu sect. Sounds poss

Hung Fu

Friday, 5 June 2009 1:30 P GMT+10
So Bill killed himself, in a hotel room in Bangkok.  Some may say that David Carradine's sudden death was a sad, seedy way to go. I disagree. While it was hardly edifying it did have a kind of rough grandeur. I mean, he carked it from a kink

Susan Boyle's mental problem

Wednesday, 3 June 2009 12:52 P GMT+10
After SuBo's recent crack-up, many people have have expressed concern that she has an imaginary friend. Personally, I don't see this particular aspect of her psychological state a liability if she still wishes for a life in the public eye. Wh

The first stone, etc.

Friday, 15 May 2009 6:41 P GMT+10
One thing that's disturbing about this Matthew Johns scandal is the excessiveness of the punishment being metered out to him. Bloke really has been made a scapegoat. It's completely unfair. Channel Nine doesn't really give a tinker's

Logies a loser

Tuesday, 5 May 2009 9:21 P GMT+10
Didn't watch the Logies, but I keep reading about how awful Gretel Killeen was. Feel a bit sorry for her, actually.  Let's face it, the Logies will always suck a bit no matter who's hosting. They're all about television, remember

Jan the Actress to play Susan the Singer?

Tuesday, 28 April 2009 12:36 A GMT+10
There are plans afoot to turn Susan Boyle's life story into a fillum. This article suggests that fan Demi Moore might want to play her. Not gonna happen. Even if she did want the role, she'd be totally miscast. She's too gorgeous and

Comeback for Michael Barrymore?

Tuesday, 28 April 2009 12:33 A GMT+10
Semi-ancient footage has emerged of Susan Boyle being mocked by fallen TV host and comic Michael Barrymore during the taping of a talent show. This is fascinating, not least because it shows just how long the plucky singer has been trying to crack th

New look an old story

Wednesday, 22 April 2009 2:06 P GMT+10
Susan Boyle reckons she needs a makeover. I suspect it won't be long before she looks like so many other glossy celebs. And when that has happened, she will have lost what made her so unique in the first place. Kinda sad, I reckon.  Happens

Celebrity ghost twitterers

Sunday, 12 April 2009 3:01 P GMT+10
I know celebs are generally pretty thick. But you'd think they could at least sling a few words together on Twitter from time to time. Seems a lot of them can't even do that. They have their PR staff do it for them.

Wrestler's mania

Tuesday, 27 January 2009 12:45 P GMT+10
Mickey Rourke was a hugely famous and respected actor in the eighties. He threw it all away to be a boxer. We all know about how he made his spectacular comeback to the silver screen. Now, he could be in danger of turning his back on artistic success

Ice queen has glass jaw

Monday, 26 January 2009 12:42 P GMT+10
Baz Luhrmann has been getting chivalrous defending damsel in distress Nicole Kidman from all those nasty bloggers. The relentless sledging of her performance in Australia has really stung her, it seems.    Kidman is pretty good at playing h

Wrestler nails it

Thursday, 15 January 2009 11:43 P GMT+10
Mickey Rourke is clearly a complicated fella with a whole host of inner demons. Has a lot to do with why he's so talented, probably. His heart is full of turmoil. But his head seems to be screwed on at least half right if these comments in defenc

"Shop and awe" campaign rezones Melbourne

Tuesday, 30 December 2008 2:39 P GMT+10
The "Paris end of Melbourne" used to be the top end of Collins Street in the heart of the CBD. But a much publicized visit by a certain blonde celebrity has changed all that. It's now Chapel Street, South Yarra.

Carrie on depression

Saturday, 27 December 2008 10:44 A GMT+10
When trying to explain the "black dog" people seem to fall into two major camps: There are those who reckon it's all to do with brain chemistry, and those who say it's primarily caused by experiences. I'd say the nature of Carri

Washed up mermaid all at sea

Tuesday, 2 December 2008 11:19 A GMT+10
So Daryl Hannah has joined malignant misanthrope Paul Watson on his latest nautical jaunt. You always have to be suspicious when Hollywood types do stuff like this. They're not motivated solely by stupidity like the zealous little poppets wh

Greer's sneer

Thursday, 20 November 2008 1:31 P GMT+10
One thing I learned about feminists from my time in Artsville: They do hate men, but they absolutely loathe other women.  That's why I'm not surprised by the Germainiac's latest rant, a vicious attack on Michelle Obama. 

Hackles rising

Tuesday, 4 November 2008 9:59 P GMT+10
Bruce Springsteen is the latest famous airhead to give his support to Obama."So I don't know about you," said the ageing rocker, "but I want my country back, I want my dream back, I want my America back."My, my, my. Me, m

Oils ain't Oils

Monday, 3 November 2008 10:01 P GMT+10
So Labor is the luvvies' friend? Wrong! Peter Garrett, Federal Arts Minister, has decided to cut 2.6 million bucks in funding for the Australian National Academy of Music, of an elite training school for classical musos in Melbourne. Staff are pa

Comedy becomes farce

Saturday, 1 November 2008 12:30 P GMT+10
Whether you think the fallout from the prank call made by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand was over the top or not, one thing's for sure: it reveals the sad decline of British comedy culture. Now, what passes for comedy is leaving puerile, obscene