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Bye-bye Whacko Jacko

Friday, 26 June 2009 10:16 P GMT+10
I never thought Michael Jackson would live to a grand old age. But I didn't think he'd pop his clogs quite so soon. But clearly the cumulative effects of such a crazy, roller-coaster life were just too much.  As his former publicist Mich

Kung fu conspiracy?

Tuesday, 9 June 2009 2:18 P GMT+10
The death of David Carradine just keeps getting weirder. Now his family are saying that it wasn't auto-erotic asphyxiation that killed him. They reckon he was murdered because of his investigations into a mysterious kung fu sect. Sounds poss

Hung Fu

Friday, 5 June 2009 1:30 P GMT+10
So Bill killed himself, in a hotel room in Bangkok.  Some may say that David Carradine's sudden death was a sad, seedy way to go. I disagree. While it was hardly edifying it did have a kind of rough grandeur. I mean, he carked it from a kink

Jade Goody

Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:34 A GMT+10
Jade Goody is not far away from popping her clogs, yet she is determined to remain in the public eye as long as possible. (There was even speculation she might be filmed actually carking it.) Jill Singer makes a valid point when she says it is up to

Performer finds new lease of death

Friday, 28 November 2008 1:07 A GMT+10
The late actress Emily Perry was eighty years old when she nailed the gig as Dame Edna's bridesmaid Madge Allsop, a role that made her famous. Up until now I thought that was a world record for late booming.But nup. Another arty type has act

The plot thickens

Tuesday, 10 June 2008 3:44 P GMT+10
Seems that NSW cemeteries are becoming alarmingly chockas with cadavers. Flummoxed, the NSW Government is asking for input from the public. So here's my two cents:Stash the surplus corpses in areas with high proportions of bong-suckling hippies a

Dame Edna's bridesmaid Madge Allsop dies at 100

Sunday, 24 February 2008 4:11 P GMT+10
Anyone who has seen a Dame Edna show will remember the character of Madge Allsop.  She never says a thing, just sits there looking pathetic while Edna cranks out the hilariously cruel lines.I remember her in TV specials from the mid 1980s. 
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Return of the Green Reaper?

Tuesday, 5 February 2008 11:11 P GMT+10
The gruesome Greens, always looking back to the past, are trying to, er, resurrect those ol' Northern Territory's pro-euthenasia laws.  So, they believe in preserving the lives of flora and fauna while encouraging humans to end
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Sweat hog sheds crocodile tears

Saturday, 26 January 2008 8:45 P GMT+10
While the death of Heath Ledger was a terribly sad event, I do think people are over-reacting a little ...I mean, bloke was a really good actor, no doubt about it.  And he was clearly a kind and sensitive soul (with more than his share

Vale Storm, brave pooch!

Saturday, 17 November 2007 7:18 P GMT+10
The story of a loyal dog called Storm who gave up her life for her master has echoes of an act of canine bravery from a while back.  Storm's passing is way more touching, though, I reckon.  Only the truly heartless c

Try the caffeine cark-ometer!

Saturday, 10 November 2007 10:11 P GMT+10
I love coffee -- espresso particularly -- so I'm damn glad that my current intake is not even close to lethal.  I could actually drink 134.70 shots above my daily intake before it would cause me kick the bucket.That's very comforting to

Chris Mainwaring update

Monday, 1 October 2007 11:34 P GMT+10
Apparently some major news outlets are reporting that a drug overdose is suspected in Mainwaring's death.  And it seems it wasn't just drugs (if there were any, that is!).  Poor bloke was going through some full-on emotional turmoil

If Miss Moneypenny was number two ...

Monday, 1 October 2007 4:32 P GMT+10
Forgive me for being so ghoulish but on learning of the death of the actress who played Miss Moneypenny, and knowing that celebrities always die in threes, it is not unreasonable to predict that another high-profile expiration is imminent.That's

Chris Mainwaring

Monday, 1 October 2007 2:12 P GMT+10
Just heard about the death of West Australian footy star and TV presenter Chris Mainwaring. Quite a shock. Having just spent 18 months back in Perth, I often saw this guy on the teev. You couldn't imagine a livelier, healthier looking bloke.


 

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