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Bye-bye Whacko Jacko

Friday, 26 June 2009 10:16 P GMT+10
I never thought Michael Jackson would live to a grand old age. But I didn't think he'd pop his clogs quite so soon. But clearly the cumulative effects of such a crazy, roller-coaster life were just too much.  As his former publicist Mich

New name required

Saturday, 28 March 2009 12:15 P GMT+10
Seems that many members of the new bikie club Notorious don't actually ride motorbikes. What do we call them then, "walkies"?Considering how menacing they are, it just doesn't do them justice.Any other suggestions? 

Sydney the new Miami?

Monday, 23 March 2009 9:51 A GMT+10
Re that lethal bikie brawl in Sydney Airport: The fact that it happened so openly and in such a crowded space shows that the long running drug battles have become open warfare now. Reminds me of the kind of atavism unleashed on Miami in the "coc

Dopey artists

Thursday, 22 May 2008 2:34 P GMT+10
It's long been argued that marijuana causes -- or at least exacerbates -- schizophrenia. A recent study reconfirms the link.Artsville, Ostraya -- a joint I know very well -- is chockas with big time bong sucklers. You'd think t

Heath Ledger funeral frenzy

Saturday, 9 February 2008 3:22 P GMT+10
When he was alive, Heath Ledger's home town of Perth was a haven of privacy for him and his family.Not that way now. 

The dog nose

Saturday, 8 December 2007 12:34 P GMT+10
The gruesome Greens are a tad shat off with plods' plans to send sniffer dogs into Sydney's Homebake festival.  Says Lee Rhiannon:"Now we know there’s studies that show often young people end up taking their drugs before they

Try the caffeine cark-ometer!

Saturday, 10 November 2007 10:11 P GMT+10
I love coffee -- espresso particularly -- so I'm damn glad that my current intake is not even close to lethal.  I could actually drink 134.70 shots above my daily intake before it would cause me kick the bucket.That's very comforting to

Keep walking and don't look back!

Friday, 9 November 2007 12:07 A GMT+10
Though I don't have what could be classified as classic, chronic lower back pain, I do have a lot of stiffness.  This has a lot to do with being more than a tad out of whack because of fallen arches, plus general, body-wide mu

"Depressed" or "miserable"?

Wednesday, 7 November 2007 1:13 P GMT+10
In many news reports of Charmaine Dragun's suicide there is talk of her suffering from depression.  Obviously she -- and the many others who top themselves every year -- was depressed.  But I would say there are better words to des

Ben Cousins mystery

Thursday, 1 November 2007 1:27 P GMT+10
Ben Cousins was due for rehab in Malibu, but he hasn't shown up.Looks like he's become lost in some adventure with those two blondes.  Suppose you call this "missing in action".When they find the poor bloke drained of all

Chris Mainwaring and Ben Cousins

Wednesday, 3 October 2007 1:50 P GMT+10
The complicated backstory to the untimely death of Chris Mainwaring is unfolding.  Seems that Mainwaring was devastated not only about his marriage break-up, but also about his alienation from his beloved Eagles due to the leaking of some sensit
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Chris Mainwaring update

Monday, 1 October 2007 11:34 P GMT+10
Apparently some major news outlets are reporting that a drug overdose is suspected in Mainwaring's death.  And it seems it wasn't just drugs (if there were any, that is!).  Poor bloke was going through some full-on emotional turmoil

Don't go there!

Sunday, 27 May 2007 12:19 P GMT+10
Sometimes a story suggests a "humorous" interpretation that is as obvious as it is offensive.Take this one, for instance, about a woman smuggling the drug "ice" in her undies.  The gratuitous, gutter comic would take the


 

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