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Leftie lounge lizards' latest scaly scam

Monday, 23 November 2009 12:13 P GMT+10
You may recall that earlier this year there was a bit of a stoush over a so-called "superb parrot". Assorted lefties 'n' luvvies believed that preserving some of the spoiled squawker's habitat was more important than a thousand

Plants attack!

Tuesday, 4 August 2009 7:41 P GMT+10
Re this silly idea that nature is mad as hell and isn't gonna take it anymore: As we all know it's at the heart of a lot of green propaganda. But it's really soaked into popular culture to a surprising extent as well.  A good example

Parrot vs people

Monday, 11 May 2009 11:46 A GMT+10
Nice to see that Greg Hunt is shedding his green sympathies and getting stuck into Peter Garrett and his feathered friend.  Still, calling Garrett a "warbling twit" is inaccurate. That implies he can at least hold a note. Listen to any

Polar bears' picnic

Sunday, 12 April 2009 4:25 P GMT+10
A crazed woman has jumped into a polar bear enclosure in Berlin Zoo. Not surprisingly the bears attacked. Luckily she was saved by quick thinking zoo staff.  Celebrity ball of fluff Knut was in the enclosure, but was not one of the aggressors. T

Fielding for new faiths

Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:09 P GMT+10
Here's a good illustration of the pervasiveness of ferndamentalism: Family First's Steve Fielding has railed against divorce on the grounds that it's not fair on the planet.  Up until now, greenies have absolutely detested this guy.

Humanity to the rescue

Wednesday, 22 October 2008 11:58 A GMT+10
So zoos are becoming "refugee camps for animals" whose existence is threatened by climate change. Ironic, considering that ferndies reckon civilization is a scourge upon nature's creations. I mean, here it is being their salvation! Huma

"Behaving naturally"

Tuesday, 14 October 2008 6:50 P GMT+10
So a giant crocodile that guzzled down some poor bloke won't be dispatched. See, as Bob Irwin (father of the late Steve Irwin) argues, we can't punish it because it was "behaving naturally".That phrase is a bit like computer modelli

Kevin lauds Gough

Saturday, 13 September 2008 12:57 P GMT+10
Kevin Rudd, who with his Emmissions Trading Scam is about to wreck the Australian economy, expresses his admiration for Gough Whitlam, who already has.Terrifying.

Catastrophic hypocrisy

Tuesday, 26 August 2008 1:18 P GMT+10
We know all about the hypocrisy of those climate change activists getting around in their own private jets. Well, here's an undersea version of the same syndrome:My blogging nemesis Derek Sapphire is always quacking on about saving the

Stop blubbering over Colette!

Saturday, 23 August 2008 5:33 P GMT+10
Just re this recent baby whale saga: While it's difficult to not feel sorry for Collette, the outpouring of grief over her death is bizarre.Truth is, euthenasia was a far quicker, less painful way to go than "letting nature ta

Skippy steaks for all!

Friday, 8 August 2008 7:29 P GMT+10
More fallout from the fear of impending climate change: Some boffin reckons that since cows and sheep fart up a storm we should be farming heaps less of them. Instead, we should farm kangaroos, since their cheese cutting is much more enviro

Amphibious assault

Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:33 P GMT+10
Here's an intriguing little story involving a bloke from the top end called Graeme Sawyer, who coordinates a cane toad monitoring organization called FrogWatch. Wrong title don't you think? Shouldn't it be ToadWatch?In any case&

Fight Sapphire with fire!

Wednesday, 11 June 2008 1:20 P GMT+10
My blogging nemesis Derek Sapphire never ceases to amaze me with his bloody-minded hypocrisy. Like, you know that recent fire at Universal Studios? Well, "sensitive" Derek reckons it was a great thing:Empoweringly, Sister Nature has added&n

Comic irony

Saturday, 22 March 2008 1:20 P GMT+10
Good Andrew Bolt piece on the Melbourne Comedy Festival.  He points out that many of these purported "satirists" and "social observers" think that they're questioning the irrational, religious dogmas of the day but are ac

Uranium, nature's friend

Tuesday, 26 February 2008 10:09 P GMT+10
Not so long ago surprising reports came out of Chernobyl.  Rather than being some sort of creepy bio-phobic wasteland, the area around the busted nuclear reactor was teeming with wildlife.Here's a similar phenomenon:  A d

Rescued woylie meant to fry?

Monday, 18 February 2008 2:25 A GMT+10
Not unlike the more traditional Christian fundamentalists, green ferndamentalists are certain that their interpretations of the workings of the natural world are completely and utterly correct. Take the case of the woylie.  West Oz fer

Here comes the sun?

Saturday, 9 February 2008 1:55 A GMT+10
Here in Sydders we've had about a week of utterly miserable wet weather.  I don't give a tinker's about how good this is for the dams.  It makes me really angry and depressed.  I just want it to end.  Thankfully, it lo

A whale of a ship

Wednesday, 23 January 2008 10:18 A GMT+10
The radical actions taken by Paul Watson and his fellow ferndies are not only extremely stupid; they are almost certain to make the Japanese more determined to keep whaling.  Surely a softely, softly approach would be better because this wo

Blubberheads back at it!

Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:02 A GMT+10
Benjamin Potts and Giles Lane, the recently released activists, are determined to create yet another international incident.  They say they'll continue to harass the Japanese whalers "without a second thought".  Funny, th

Paul Watson's hysterical hyperbole

Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:41 P GMT+10
Paul Watson, captain of the Sea Shepherd, reckons the Japanese whalers holding his fellow activists on their ship are terrorists.  Pretty funny when you consider that Watson is almost certainly the kind of tool who calls Islamist mass

Activists attack; claim victimhood

Wednesday, 16 January 2008 12:00 P GMT+10
Greenies' amazing gall and arrogance is on display in this latest kerfuffle, in which two anti-whaling activists are claiming that they were brutalized by the Japanese.  Amazing.  These dipsticks boarded the Japanese ship.  They tr

Toxic Fox

Monday, 14 January 2008 2:06 P GMT+10
Residents near Fox Studios in Sydney are getting sick.  At least one doc reckons it's due to toxic chemicals produced by the film factory. I reckon he's half right.  The cause is not chemicals related to mov

Mandarin man in Beijing's bag?

Thursday, 10 January 2008 1:43 P GMT+10
A little while ago I said that Kevin Rudd was trying to emulate China's authoritarian approach to government because he was such a sinophile.  I was joking, but the observation could have been accurate nonetheless.  See,

Feminists will fume over this

Tuesday, 8 January 2008 8:39 A GMT+10
When I first read the words "stunt foetus" on the Google News page I thought this was a story about some bizarre IVF project involving using thawed-out sperm from Evel Knievel. Needless to say my interpretation was incorrect.

Greens' sterile agenda pits shrubs against bubs

Monday, 10 December 2007 9:21 P GMT+10
Yet another puke-worthy scheme from rent-seeking, life-hating, doomsaying fluffy wuffies:A Perth doctor called Professor Barry Waters says that couples who have a third baby should be slapped with a lifelong tax to offset its impact on