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Falcon Heene will be haunted by hoax

Sunday, 25 October 2009 8:41 P GMT+10
While this couple who faked this balloon boy incident are obviously total pillocks who deserve to be punished for what they did, you've really gotta feel sorry for them. I mean, imagine being that needy and insecure that you would even consider d

Michael Jackson gone but not forgotten

Tuesday, 30 June 2009 3:03 P GMT+10
There was always gonna be a spike in sales of Michael Jackson albums when he died, but who would have thought it would be quite so big?The Beeb reports that in the Old Dart:A total of 11 Michael Jackson or Jackson Five albums featured in the top 200.

Hung Fu

Friday, 5 June 2009 1:30 P GMT+10
So Bill killed himself, in a hotel room in Bangkok.  Some may say that David Carradine's sudden death was a sad, seedy way to go. I disagree. While it was hardly edifying it did have a kind of rough grandeur. I mean, he carked it from a kink

Susan Boyle's mental problem

Wednesday, 3 June 2009 12:52 P GMT+10
After SuBo's recent crack-up, many people have have expressed concern that she has an imaginary friend. Personally, I don't see this particular aspect of her psychological state a liability if she still wishes for a life in the public eye. Wh

Comeback for Michael Barrymore?

Tuesday, 28 April 2009 12:33 A GMT+10
Semi-ancient footage has emerged of Susan Boyle being mocked by fallen TV host and comic Michael Barrymore during the taping of a talent show. This is fascinating, not least because it shows just how long the plucky singer has been trying to crack th

New look an old story

Wednesday, 22 April 2009 2:06 P GMT+10
Susan Boyle reckons she needs a makeover. I suspect it won't be long before she looks like so many other glossy celebs. And when that has happened, she will have lost what made her so unique in the first place. Kinda sad, I reckon.  Happens

Jade Goody

Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:34 A GMT+10
Jade Goody is not far away from popping her clogs, yet she is determined to remain in the public eye as long as possible. (There was even speculation she might be filmed actually carking it.) Jill Singer makes a valid point when she says it is up to

Wrestler's mania

Tuesday, 27 January 2009 12:45 P GMT+10
Mickey Rourke was a hugely famous and respected actor in the eighties. He threw it all away to be a boxer. We all know about how he made his spectacular comeback to the silver screen. Now, he could be in danger of turning his back on artistic success

Rourke's redemption

Friday, 16 January 2009 2:17 P GMT+10
The more I read about Micky Rourke the more I admire the guy. Not only has he been through a hell of an ordeal and come through it stronger and wiser, but he has a straightforward attitude and a unique way with words. Here he is on his decision

Performer finds new lease of death

Friday, 28 November 2008 1:07 A GMT+10
The late actress Emily Perry was eighty years old when she nailed the gig as Dame Edna's bridesmaid Madge Allsop, a role that made her famous. Up until now I thought that was a world record for late booming.But nup. Another arty type has act

Hackles rising

Tuesday, 4 November 2008 9:59 P GMT+10
Bruce Springsteen is the latest famous airhead to give his support to Obama."So I don't know about you," said the ageing rocker, "but I want my country back, I want my dream back, I want my America back."My, my, my. Me, m

Blunt treatment

Monday, 27 October 2008 11:16 A GMT+10
Some poor Aussie babe has learned the hard way that crooner James Blunt isn't quite as deep and sensitive as his songs make him out to be.  If the bloke's a big time coke snorter, as she says, then that says a lot about his character. He

Obama singing Clooney tunes

Monday, 11 August 2008 11:23 P GMT+10
Speaking of flashbulb addicts: Turns out that Barack Obama is chummy with George Clooney, who's giving him political advice.Says it all, doesn't it?This guy is toast.

Cold turkey for flashbulb addicts?

Monday, 11 August 2008 2:22 P GMT+10
Celebs are always quacking on about how they want less media attention. Pretty funny considering that they love that attention more than life itself. (Actually, I reckon that making the complaint is a way of getting more if it!)In any case,

Safe "Cracker"

Saturday, 9 August 2008 10:20 P GMT+10
Kiwi coppers have to use a photo of Robbie Coltrane on a "wanted" poster for a teenage crim because the law says whippersnappers can't be identified.  Mad.   

Davis's defo payout a bit rich

Friday, 11 July 2008 1:09 P GMT+10
Just re that legal victory that Judy Davis had over the Daily Telegraph: Ironic that someone who purports to be such a champion of freedom of expression (of which freedom of the press is surely a part) should be so determined to quash it.  Part

Big Brother's idiots

Wednesday, 7 May 2008 1:26 P GMT+10
It's rare that academics and health professionals speak plainly, so Dr Michael Carr-Gregg's assessment of the decision to put Corey Worthington in the Big Brother house is refreshing:"Why would anybody put a teenage kid in a goldfish bow

Jimi Hendrix sex tape

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 2:41 P GMT+10
There is some doubt about the authenticity of a sex tape purported to be of Jimi Hendrix. Here's a way to tell if it's dinkum:  If, after the act, the bloke just lights up a joint, it's not him.  But if he lights up his condom i

Heath Ledger, cosmic calamity

Monday, 31 March 2008 1:14 P GMT+10
Back in 1977, Woody Allen came up with this great quote about celebrity: This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year?  A back hole?I often recall that line because it's such a pithy and accurate decription of the potential cruelty

Heath Ledger will spat

Wednesday, 12 March 2008 11:21 A GMT+10
The Heath Ledger saga is getting even sadder ... Conflicts over the mismanagement of a previous family inheritance have re-emerged over the star's will. Certainly, spats like this are not uncommon.  But in most cases the details are not

Latest celebrity sex tape

Sunday, 24 February 2008 5:10 P GMT+10
It seems that at any one time there is at least one celebrity sex tape circulating on the internet while its reluctant star threatens, or takes, legal action.  Latest one allegedly involves ageing rocker Gene Simmons, of Kiss fame.   Amazin

Lights, camera ... action!

Monday, 14 January 2008 11:49 A GMT+10
Celebs have a mighty ambivalent attitude to those who make them, and keep them, famous. Sometimes they deck 'em.  Sometimes they shag 'em.  No wonder the relationship so often ends in tears.

Wacko Jacko subverts rock star paradigm

Wednesday, 19 December 2007 1:01 P GMT+10
Michael Jackson is unique in the world of music celebrities.  So many of them are off their faces.  But with Jacko, his face is off him.  It's as sad as it is bizarre.