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Lohan does a Neal

Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:55 P GMT+10
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan left her Blackberry in some deli, and when the owner quite reasonably demanded that she show proof of ownership before he handed it back she went completely spacko. In a manner spookily reminiscent of Australia's ow

Plants attack!

Tuesday, 4 August 2009 7:41 P GMT+10
Re this silly idea that nature is mad as hell and isn't gonna take it anymore: As we all know it's at the heart of a lot of green propaganda. But it's really soaked into popular culture to a surprising extent as well.  A good example

Carrie on depression

Saturday, 27 December 2008 10:44 A GMT+10
When trying to explain the "black dog" people seem to fall into two major camps: There are those who reckon it's all to do with brain chemistry, and those who say it's primarily caused by experiences. I'd say the nature of Carri
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Wagging the Bush dog: Of shoes, Schumanns and showbiz

Tuesday, 16 December 2008 1:51 P GMT+10
Great comic I knew who is sadly no longer with us had this great line: "That's life imitating satire." Well, this flying shoe episode could be a perfect example of what he meant ...Remember that movie called Wag the
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Heat

Saturday, 27 September 2008 8:50 P GMT+10
Have been hitting the DVDs again. Watched Heat. Brilliant, atmospheric stuff. The diner scene with DeNiro and Pacino is just classic. (If you're gonna have a squizz, take a week off work. The movie's about sixteen hours long.)Interesting triv

Barr's blast

Tuesday, 19 August 2008 1:15 P GMT+10
Have a squizz at Roseanne Barr's bile flecked rant about Jon Voight and daughter Angelina Jolie.It's meant to be an expression of support for Barack Obama. But in reality it's gonna be another curse upon the poor bloke for sure. Sure

Obama singing Clooney tunes

Monday, 11 August 2008 11:23 P GMT+10
Speaking of flashbulb addicts: Turns out that Barack Obama is chummy with George Clooney, who's giving him political advice.Says it all, doesn't it?This guy is toast.

Who's to blame for Bale's blow-up?

Friday, 25 July 2008 10:03 P GMT+10
This Christian Bale scandal has got me intrigued.I mean, immediately I heard about it I assumed he was the bad guy. But he does come from a very interesting family. You never know, coulda been all his mum's fault. Think I'm being too harsh? S

Dark Knight's dark night

Tuesday, 22 July 2008 8:36 P GMT+10
Seems that Batman actor Christian Bale went feral on his mum and sis. Clearly not a case of his recent role getting the better of him. In that case he'd be lockin' up brutes, not emulating them! Strange stuff going on in Hollywood, eh? So man
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Stars and bars

Tuesday, 15 July 2008 12:47 P GMT+10
Earlier I wrote about how the names of the well known so often seem weirdly apposite.Kinda applies to the hot-tempered actor currently playing Dubya in an Oliver Stoned biopic. Nabbed drunk after a bar fight, he was heard to prote

Fight Sapphire with fire!

Wednesday, 11 June 2008 1:20 P GMT+10
My blogging nemesis Derek Sapphire never ceases to amaze me with his bloody-minded hypocrisy. Like, you know that recent fire at Universal Studios? Well, "sensitive" Derek reckons it was a great thing:Empoweringly, Sister Nature has added&n
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Jan Michael Vincent's sad decline

Monday, 9 June 2008 2:39 P GMT+10
Watched The Mechanic recently. It's a really nasty movie but kinda deep philosophically.  Charles Bronson's co-star was Jean Michael Vincent. Curious about what had happened to the 70s idol, I did some Googling and found this. Sad,
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Movie star blames victims

Friday, 30 May 2008 12:43 P GMT+10
So Sharon Stone reckons that the recent earthquake in China might have been karma for that nation's treatment of Tibet.Pity karma doesn't actually exist. If it did, she might cop a giant anvil on her head for saying that. 

Clint Eastwood remains unforgiven, in the line of fire

Wednesday, 21 May 2008 12:24 A GMT+10
Definition of artistic independence? Being able to annoy both liberals and conservatives in equal measure. Clint Eastwood definitely qualifies. The mere premise of his fillum Letters from Iwo Jima got right up the nostrils of spunky right-winger Debb
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Heath Ledger "blood, sweat and tears" myth grown from Barron earth?

Tuesday, 18 March 2008 12:51 P GMT+10
Forgive the analogy, but the Heath Ledger plot continues to thicken.  Latest revelation:  Heath Ledger's father Kim invested in Barron Films just before the young actor got his big break in one of their productions.  This
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Patrick Swayze has cancer

Thursday, 6 March 2008 10:59 A GMT+10
I remember seeing Patrick Swayze in a coupla interviews from aaages ago, and he was puffing away like mad.  I remember thinking how incongruous this seemed, since he was such a fit and active bloke.Anyway, it seems that heavy smoking h
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Islands of angry movie stars

Wednesday, 5 March 2008 7:02 P GMT+10
Ages ago I read the excellent book Islands of Angry Ghosts.  Always thought the blood-soaked story of survival on the Abrolhos Islands would make an excellent movie.  Well, it's actually happening.  The tale has been given a c

Oscars, schmoscars

Monday, 25 February 2008 4:07 P GMT+10
Always amazes me how the luvvies can sustain the excitement about the Oscars.  I mean, acting is such a murky, indefinable skill.  (Well, it is once the proponent gets beyond the wooden stage and can actually emote in the moment.) 

Brad Renfro

Saturday, 19 January 2008 10:17 A GMT+10
Brad Renfro is the latest young Hollywood actor to die from a drug overdose.  When I read his name in the paper I remembered him instantly.  He was in Apt Pupil, a fascinating movie about an old Nazi's relationship with a boy. 

Will Smith chooses wrong monster

Tuesday, 25 December 2007 9:02 P GMT+10
Will Smith is a tad shat off that a comment he made about Hitler has been used to make it look as if he reckons the gruesome tyrant was a bit of a rough diamond. Should have said Stalin, or even Osama bin Laden for his analogy instead.  The

Wacko Jacko subverts rock star paradigm

Wednesday, 19 December 2007 1:01 P GMT+10
Michael Jackson is unique in the world of music celebrities.  So many of them are off their faces.  But with Jacko, his face is off him.  It's as sad as it is bizarre.

Gentleman Fabio reprimands scumbag Clooney

Saturday, 17 November 2007 8:46 P GMT+10
George Clooney is adored by millions of women because of his fame and looks -- as well as his carefully cultivated image as a noble crusader against the evils of corporatist, imperialist Amerikkka.  But in a fascinating restaurant confrontation

Tinseltown ferndies go feral!

Friday, 27 April 2007 10:47 P GMT+10
I knew that Hollywood celebs were heavily into endorsing environmentalism -- always with the ultimate aim of promoting themselves, of course.  But I didn't realise that their passion was as intense as it actually is! Have a look at


 

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