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Peter Whittle, commentator

Saturday, 30 May 2009 1:26 P GMT+10
Just heard this bloke being interviewed on the Beeb's show Politics UK. He and a muso called James McMillan were talking about the stultifyingly politically correct atmosphere in Britain's Artsville. It was interesting stuff and I'll pos

Nanny state to get nannier?

Wednesday, 20 August 2008 2:16 P GMT+10
West Oz Labor is a very strange tribe. See, if they win the upcoming election, they're gonna introduce a ban on outdoor smoking, even on the beach! Incredible. But also amazing that they would make such intentions public considering how close the

Nyoongar Patrol

Wednesday, 13 August 2008 11:54 P GMT+10
Here's a contemporary paradox: You're deemed a "racist" if you point out that Aborigines are disproportionately represented in crime statistics. You're considered even more "racist" if you endorse a compassionate "

Shifty Lifty's days numbered?

Monday, 11 August 2008 1:11 A GMT+10
Arrogant, blouse-lifting hypocrite Alan Carpenter showed what a brazen opportunist he is by calling the election straight after Troy Buswell quit as Liberal Party Leader. The former hack reckons he can dupe the people. But I reckon Julie Bishop has g

Greg Hunt, eco-superhero!

Thursday, 31 July 2008 10:08 P GMT+10
One of the most depressing things about Oz politics at the moment is that the people who should be arguing rationally against the Government (particularly in relation to environmental policy) and presenting a clear, strong alternative

Gary Adshead, journalistic joke

Sunday, 25 May 2008 3:36 P GMT+10
The absurdity of this Troy Buswell quokka-kicking "scandal" still has me reeling!See, several days ago, I received a call from a friend in Perth who left a message saying that there was a story about me being the quokka soccer "ho

Clint Eastwood remains unforgiven, in the line of fire

Wednesday, 21 May 2008 12:24 A GMT+10
Definition of artistic independence? Being able to annoy both liberals and conservatives in equal measure. Clint Eastwood definitely qualifies. The mere premise of his fillum Letters from Iwo Jima got right up the nostrils of spunky right-winger Debb

Troy Buswell quokka-kicking scandal

Thursday, 15 May 2008 1:19 A GMT+10
  I hate to ruin the fun for all those enjoying the latest "revelations" about Troy Buswell.  But this rumor that he beat the crap out of a quokka is utter crap. And I know it's utter crap because I made it up and posted

Lives destroyed by chair sniffing

Sunday, 11 May 2008 2:40 P GMT+10
So the woman whose chair was sniffed by Troy Buswell feels victimized twice over now that she's been publicly identified.  She says:  "At the end of the day, it isn't Buswell who cops it.  It is me." I think Tro

Breast nuzzler update

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 5:39 P GMT+10
Crikey!  It seems that the function at which the Alan Carpenter was reputed to have exposed bras and nuzzled breasts was one helluva shindig, and almost became a swingers party! Yep, many of those attending started to nude up, prompting admoniti

Alan Carpenter and his Labor Party animals

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 1:05 P GMT+10
It's getting more absurd by the minute over in the wild west:  Premier Alan Carpenter, the breast nuzzler, is becoming increasingly annoyed over recalcitrant MP Jaye Radisic's refusal to go beyond her claim that she wasn't offended

Chair sniffers and breast nuzzlers

Monday, 5 May 2008 2:17 P GMT+10
The West Oz meeja are going spacko over this Troy Buswell chair-sniffing scandal.  But there's another related controversy that has receved little attention yet has been brewing for a while.That's the Alan Carpenter blouse-lifting and br

Buswell versus Rudd

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 2:53 P GMT+10
Of course the WA squitterati will be sneering up a storm over the boorish Liberal Party Leader Troy Buswell.  Certainly his boisterous behaviour -- which included sniffing a chair while pretending to be a dog, and snapping the bra-strap of a sta

"Cardboard Kevin"

Friday, 22 February 2008 1:49 P GMT+10
You know that things are truly arse about in Canbera when it's the Liberals who start using lefty, agitprop techniques to make a point.I reckon it's backfired though.  See, the cardboard version of Rudd actually has more personality

More Buswell revelations ...

Sunday, 20 January 2008 5:10 P GMT+10
Looks like Troy Buswell is really going to be put through the ringer by his foes across the floor, and the West Oz meeja.See, that bra-snapping incident wasn't a one-off.  Another drunken incident was so extreme, it seems to have result

Labor hypocrisy

Friday, 18 January 2008 1:36 P GMT+10
There's one kind of Labor hypocrisy, illustrated by the firing of one of their NSW MPs over domestic violence allegations, and the re-hiring of another one accused of the exactly the same thing.  And there's another kind, which we'll

Buswell does well

Thursday, 17 January 2008 1:28 P GMT+10
So Troy Buswell is the new Leader of the Libs in WA.  Sounds like it was a good choice -- although there was that unfortunate bra-strap snapping incident.  Labor will be bashing him with that for as long as he's at the helm.&n

Aussie journos and "pugilistic" Abbott

Wednesday, 5 December 2007 9:04 P GMT+10
Just a gripe about the news coverage of the election:   Almost every time I read or heard about Tony Abbott he was described as a "pugilist" or "pugilistic".  I got so annoyed with this, I wanted to b

Admiral Nelson

Thursday, 29 November 2007 1:43 P GMT+10
They say that a week is a long time in politics.  Very true, especially at election time.  Just amazes me that only seven days ago the Libs were still in power.  Now they've been decimated, booted from their offices.  They hav

Bob Ellis, bloated gloater

Tuesday, 27 November 2007 1:26 P GMT+10
Though he'd just been toppled from gig he'd held for eleven and a half years -- surely a deeply traumatic experience -- John Howard still got up at sparrow's and got on with his power walk.And who was there to watch him?&nb

Losers are winners in Rudd's Australia

Monday, 26 November 2007 12:25 P GMT+10
Some thoughts on this new Australia we're all in now:  I don't find Rudd himself all that depressing.  He's basically a preening ponce and an opportunitst.  He doesn't believe in anything much and has no spine whatsoeve

The future is now

Saturday, 24 November 2007 10:56 P GMT+10
Watching Kevin Rudd's victory speech now.  Much as I'd like to wish the guy well, I'm finding it hard.  He just comes across as a total robot.  He's obviously pleased, but not genuinely over the moon, which is kinda wei

End of an era

Saturday, 24 November 2007 10:50 P GMT+10
Just watching John Howard's acceptance speech ...No bitterness, no rancour, no regret.  Kind words all round.  Loving words to his wife and family.Last words of thanks to the great people of Oz.What a legend. 

Election prediction

Friday, 23 November 2007 11:15 A GMT+10
I suppose this is the time for making predictions about tomorrow's election, so here goes:  I reckon Howard will just scrape in.  Maybe that's wishful thinking.  But I just can't see Rudd as PM (and not just because I detes

Out-chasing the Chaser

Thursday, 22 November 2007 11:24 A GMT+10
Upon hearing about this fake Muslim flyer scandal last night on Lateline, I almost couldn't believe how stupid the perpetrators were.  Jacquie Kelly, the wife of one of those who allegedly created the flyers, is saying that it was merel