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Kylie and Dannii's double whammii

Wednesday, 9 September 2009 1:22 P GMT+10
Singing sisters Kylie and Dannii Minogue are both currently in serious relationships, so they're intending to get married simultaneously. I think doubling up is a fine idea. They'll certainly save a heap of moolah by doing so, and that m

Michael Jackson gone but not forgotten

Tuesday, 30 June 2009 3:03 P GMT+10
There was always gonna be a spike in sales of Michael Jackson albums when he died, but who would have thought it would be quite so big?The Beeb reports that in the Old Dart:A total of 11 Michael Jackson or Jackson Five albums featured in the top 200.

Bye-bye Whacko Jacko

Friday, 26 June 2009 10:16 P GMT+10
I never thought Michael Jackson would live to a grand old age. But I didn't think he'd pop his clogs quite so soon. But clearly the cumulative effects of such a crazy, roller-coaster life were just too much.  As his former publicist Mich

Jan the Actress to play Susan the Singer?

Tuesday, 28 April 2009 12:36 A GMT+10
There are plans afoot to turn Susan Boyle's life story into a fillum. This article suggests that fan Demi Moore might want to play her. Not gonna happen. Even if she did want the role, she'd be totally miscast. She's too gorgeous and

Susan Boyle, the new Paul Potts

Thursday, 16 April 2009 1:37 P GMT+10
Susan Boyle is a plump, dowdy 47 year old who has recently appeared on Britain's Got Talent. Not unlike the aesthetically challenged Paul Potts a coupla years back, she suddenly became extremely graceful once she sang her first note, leaving many

The Edge of destruction

Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:40 P GMT+10
Guitarist of the pompous rock band U2, the Edge, wants to build a spiffy house in the hills of Malibu. Bloke is forever banging on about how we should care for the environment, but his plans for the joint are not Gaia friendly.Kinda pathetic that he

Questionable question

Friday, 13 March 2009 11:53 A GMT+10
The Nine MSN site has a poll running: Can Peter Garrett still cut it as a rocker? It's irrelevant, I reckon. He never could in the first place. 
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Bermuda Triangle for rock stars

Tuesday, 30 December 2008 2:23 P GMT+10
Pilots still get the jitters when flying near the island of Bermuda on account of all the planes that have mysteriously disappeared there.    Now, the south west corner of Western Australia is well on its way to filling well known

Luhrmann benefits from Garrett's sour notes

Sunday, 14 December 2008 3:27 P GMT+10
Earlier, I postulated a theory that a coupla recent and well-publicized art attacks had a deeply personal bent. Arts Minister Peter Garrett, being so conspicuously talentless as both dancer and singer, was waging an undeclared war on performers poss
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Performer finds new lease of death

Friday, 28 November 2008 1:07 A GMT+10
The late actress Emily Perry was eighty years old when she nailed the gig as Dame Edna's bridesmaid Madge Allsop, a role that made her famous. Up until now I thought that was a world record for late booming.But nup. Another arty type has act

Hackles rising

Tuesday, 4 November 2008 9:59 P GMT+10
Bruce Springsteen is the latest famous airhead to give his support to Obama."So I don't know about you," said the ageing rocker, "but I want my country back, I want my dream back, I want my America back."My, my, my. Me, m
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Oils ain't Oils

Monday, 3 November 2008 10:01 P GMT+10
So Labor is the luvvies' friend? Wrong! Peter Garrett, Federal Arts Minister, has decided to cut 2.6 million bucks in funding for the Australian National Academy of Music, of an elite training school for classical musos in Melbourne. Staff are pa

Blunt treatment

Monday, 27 October 2008 11:16 A GMT+10
Some poor Aussie babe has learned the hard way that crooner James Blunt isn't quite as deep and sensitive as his songs make him out to be.  If the bloke's a big time coke snorter, as she says, then that says a lot about his character. He
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Wacko Jacko hypotheticals

Saturday, 30 August 2008 12:19 P GMT+10
Here's an interesting hypothetical: What would Michael Jackson now look like had he not had all that plastic surgery? As you can see, he would've looked a whole lot better.A related question: What would the sales figures of all those celeb ma
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Jimi Hendrix sex tape

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 2:41 P GMT+10
There is some doubt about the authenticity of a sex tape purported to be of Jimi Hendrix. Here's a way to tell if it's dinkum:  If, after the act, the bloke just lights up a joint, it's not him.  But if he lights up his condom i

Bjork the jerk

Thursday, 6 March 2008 10:38 P GMT+10
Bjork, that elf-indulgent howler from Reykjavik, has had another insane outburst.  Desperately trying to be political while performing in China the crazy bint yelled "Tibet!" at the end of one of her atonal shriek-fests.Understandably,

Iron Ike

Thursday, 17 January 2008 1:06 P GMT+10
Turns out that the recent death of Ike Turner was caused by a cocaine overdose.  So the drugs finally got him in the end.  But the bloke must have had an amazingly strong constitution to have kept abusing them for so long.I mean, he wa

Bjork's binge

Thursday, 3 January 2008 11:23 P GMT+10
Shrieking Icelandic pixie-chick Bjork reckons she skolls a litre of vodka every Friday to clean out the cobwebs and keep her creative juices flowing.Funny.  That's the same method I use to get her bizarre, godawful hollerin' out of
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Peats Ridge Festival cancelled

Saturday, 22 December 2007 12:00 A GMT+10
Schlepping around Newtown over the last few days I kept seeing the pavement chalk ad about Peats Ridge being cancelled.  Didn't have the foggiest about what this meant, but there was a blog link there which caught my eye.  Made a mental

More on Diamond's pearler

Tuesday, 6 November 2007 11:28 A GMT+10
Curious about the background to Neil Diamond's hit "I Am ... I Said" I found this record of an interview in which he describes the song's genesis:"I was seeing a shrink at the time and for some reason I've never been able t

Kevin cops curse of the bong-sucklers

Tuesday, 30 October 2007 12:53 P GMT+10
A pack of brain-dead hepcats have, for the umpteenth time, endorsed Kevin Rudd and all to the left of him. Always amazes me that people like Rudd or Gillard enjoy these endorsements.  Electorally they constitute a curse.  Normal folk l

Accidental satire: Tim Freedman versus The Chaser

Wednesday, 10 October 2007 3:17 P GMT+10
The question any non-moron asks when watching The Chaser show is: if they're waging a satirical war on everything, why do they never take the piss out of the sacred cows of the left? Well, surprisingly it looks like they actually have -- though


 

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