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Perth plod's monkey madness

Wednesday, 26 August 2009 1:12 P GMT+10
Over in Perth, a bloke pretending to be a monkey has been arrested by a bloke pretending to be a policeman . Kind of ironic, since that city has more than its fair share of criminal rock apes running free. 

Net number one for news

Sunday, 28 December 2008 12:30 P GMT+10
So the internet is now overtaking newspapers as a preferred choice of information, at least in America. Readership may still have further to fall, but print won't be superceded entirely. There are some things a newspaper will always do better. Tr

Pizza with the lot (really)

Saturday, 5 July 2008 2:09 A GMT+10
In another bizarre online auctioning story, a Kiwi called Walter Scott has tried to hock his very soul to the highest bidder. Seeing a spectacular opportunity for free publicity (or maybe having putting him up to it in the first place?) a franchise c

Chair sniffers and breast nuzzlers

Monday, 5 May 2008 2:17 P GMT+10
The West Oz meeja are going spacko over this Troy Buswell chair-sniffing scandal.  But there's another related controversy that has receved little attention yet has been brewing for a while.That's the Alan Carpenter blouse-lifting and br

A synchronistic sighting?

Friday, 11 January 2008 12:48 A GMT+10
Some people might find this story about a bloke who reckons aliens landed in Oz yonks back and created humanity quite bizarre.  I find it spooky as well.  See, a few years ago I wrote and performed a comedy show based on an eerily simi

Fark

Monday, 24 December 2007 12:46 A GMT+10
For those who like to find odd news you can't go past Fark, the social bookmarking site with a difference.  It's a great resource worth visiting for the hilariously smart-arsed story summaries alone.

Who's behiind Tiinker?

Wednesday, 5 December 2007 10:11 P GMT+10
Not a day goes by without another trendy social networking site starting up.  Latest one is an Australian based news aggregator called Tiinker.  It's cool.  It's innovative.  It has idosyncratic spelling.  Wonder who

Aussie journos and "pugilistic" Abbott

Wednesday, 5 December 2007 9:04 P GMT+10
Just a gripe about the news coverage of the election:   Almost every time I read or heard about Tony Abbott he was described as a "pugilist" or "pugilistic".  I got so annoyed with this, I wanted to b

Harsh punishment for smut pedaller

Saturday, 17 November 2007 7:56 P GMT+10
Here's a strange story about a bloke who copped 3 years on probation for simulating sex with a bicycle.  Hmm ...  Wonder if he would've got a reduced sentence if he'd chosen the town bike?

Vale Storm, brave pooch!

Saturday, 17 November 2007 7:18 P GMT+10
The story of a loyal dog called Storm who gave up her life for her master has echoes of an act of canine bravery from a while back.  Storm's passing is way more touching, though, I reckon.  Only the truly heartless c


 

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