NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY!
If this blog is anything it's sit-down comedy. I don't break news stories. I rant, growl, quack on and joke about them.
If you can't see where this blog is coming from you're an utter peckerhead.
Britney Spears is clearly in deep, deep trouble. Even an opportunistic, publicity seeking TV quack has backed out of exploiting her misery.I dread to think what'll happen next.
