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Rudd's apology a calculating act

Monday, 16 November 2009 2:06 P GMT+10
Interesting that Rudd's apology to "the forgotten Australians" is described as "emotional". I'm sure heaps of people were sooking up in the crowd, but he sounded creepily cold as he always does. He always tries to give emo
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Lohan does a Neal

Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:55 P GMT+10
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan left her Blackberry in some deli, and when the owner quite reasonably demanded that she show proof of ownership before he handed it back she went completely spacko. In a manner spookily reminiscent of Australia's ow

The dumping of Amanda Duthie

Thursday, 11 June 2009 10:34 P GMT+10
The way the ABC is dealing with this Chaser sketch scandal is absurd. I mean, sacking the Head of TV Comedy because she didn't flag the sketch and refer it upwards for consideration? It's the kind of bureaucratic buck passing you might see in

Barnaby's unique way with words

Monday, 1 June 2009 11:38 A GMT+10
The more I learn about Barnaby Joyce, the more I like him. Not only is he a climate change sceptic with the balls to make a stand against Rudd and Wong's Emissions Trading Scam, he also has an amusingly creative way with words.Maybe it's got

Real team players

Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:19 P GMT+10
Many people are scratching their heads about this whole rugby group sex phenomenon. As well as being disgusted, they are left wondering why several blokes would want to have sex with just one woman. Well, here's a valuable insight as to why

No-joke zone

Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:16 P GMT+10
Journalists the world over continue to grovel at the feet of President Obama. Comics, too, are generally very reluctant to give him a urinectomy (piss-take).About the only reason they'd get stuck into him is if he were to emulate Bill Clinton an

Longing for perfection

Wednesday, 29 April 2009 2:39 P GMT+10
An Aussie politician called Hajnal Ban went to Siberia to have her legs surgically lengthened. And if the photo in this article is any guide it appears she's had her lips enlarged with collagen as well. So, she's obviously extremely concerned

Ku Klux Klanger

Wednesday, 22 April 2009 2:35 P GMT+10
If some dopey lefty blokes from Fremantle were to dress up as Klansmen, it would certainly be deemed highly artistic and paradigm-bustingly satirical. Locals wandering by would be happy to throw coins at them, and they'd surely meet with success

Combustible Kevin

Monday, 6 April 2009 11:34 A GMT+10
This idea that Kevin Rudd's airborne dummy spit was due to an iron deficiency is just silly. (Or maybe the proponents were joking. In which case I've got an irony deficiency!)Rudd does this sort of thing quite regularly, apparently. But this
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Surrender and win?

Thursday, 2 April 2009 2:34 P GMT+10
NSW Opposition Leader Barry O'Farrell has a radical approach to the escalating bikie war in Sydney: just do nothing and let 'em kill each other! Given that the recent violence seems not to have harmed any innoncents (well, not as far I can re
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Pauline Hanson nude photo scandal

Tuesday, 24 March 2009 12:03 P GMT+10
The publication of those naughty shots reputed to be of Pauline Hanson reveals more about the meeja than they do about Hanson herself. I mean, there's next to no chance that a major news organization would publish them if they were supposed to be

Questionable question

Friday, 13 March 2009 11:53 A GMT+10
The Nine MSN site has a poll running: Can Peter Garrett still cut it as a rocker? It's irrelevant, I reckon. He never could in the first place. 
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Sam Neill has a little wine

Saturday, 7 March 2009 12:23 P GMT+10
Sam Neill comes across as a right plonker in this interview about his new flick, Dean Spanley. He includes the mandatory swipe at Dubya, using that hackneyed observation that the War on Terror is a "war on an emotion".So dodgy. Any sensible
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Fielding for new faiths

Thursday, 26 February 2009 12:09 P GMT+10
Here's a good illustration of the pervasiveness of ferndamentalism: Family First's Steve Fielding has railed against divorce on the grounds that it's not fair on the planet.  Up until now, greenies have absolutely detested this guy.

Attack dogs silent on "poodle" slur

Wednesday, 25 February 2009 10:24 A GMT+10
Interesting that Julia Gillard gets buggerall condemnation from the media for her "mincing poodle" jibe at Christopher Pyne. The squitterati would surely be howling "homophobia!" if a Liberal pollie had said something similar abou
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Please catch up

Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:30 P GMT+10
Aussie "satirists" are trying to make a wry flick about the Pauline Hanson phenomenon. The project, titled Please Explain, will use archival footage to add verisimilitude. They're hoping that Cate Blanchett will star as the pollie all l

Rudd's extreme capitalism

Friday, 6 February 2009 10:08 A GMT+10
Re the GFC, and Prime Minister Rudd's plan to halt the damage by giving us all giant wads of cash: I'm no financial expert (and anyway, what good are they. Got us into this fine mess in the first place, didn't they?) but I do know how dan

Rourke's wrestler pins Penn

Wednesday, 4 February 2009 9:28 A GMT+10
The Oscars are coming up and it will be interesting who wins the Best Actor award. I saw The Wrestler recently and Mickey Rourke delivers a truly champion performance. I hear tell that Sean Penn has excelled himself in a biopic about a gay activist w

Sleeper agents?

Wednesday, 28 January 2009 11:00 P GMT+10
So Aussie republicans of yore attempted to kill the Queen by throwing a log onto a train track. Why am I not surprised? But 1970 isn't all that long ago. Chances are the culprits are still alive, and quite possibly active in public life.I found a
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Barracking vs. Baracking

Wednesday, 28 January 2009 2:14 P GMT+10
To barrack is to enthusiastically encourage an individual or group, especially with cheers or shouts. To barack is to mindlessly support a certain charismatic leader and his party, even though he's saying or doing more or less the same things tha

Dodson does a Scutt

Monday, 26 January 2009 11:54 A GMT+10
One thing you can be sure of with fluffy wuffies: they'll always wanna have it both ways. Take Aboriginal activist Pat Dodson. Immediately after being named Australian of the Year, he had the temerity to suggest that the date for Australia Day be
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Obama objectified!

Wednesday, 24 December 2008 8:31 P GMT+10
Don't know about you but I am gut churningly, jaw clenchingly, eye squintingly aaangry, people!The cause: The deeply misandrist objectification of Barack Obama. The brazen way in which women in the media have been slobbering over those photos of

Kev does a Dubya

Thursday, 18 December 2008 4:12 P GMT+10
Kevin Rudd has been accused of being insensitive in a speech during his secretive stop in Afghanistan.Insensitive or not, the first thought that came to my mind was how unoriginal this stunt was. Seemed like he was imitating George W Bush's Thank
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"Shoe-nomena"

Thursday, 18 December 2008 2:27 P GMT+10
Another shoe protest is in progress, this time promoted via YouTube. 

Journo's feet of courage reveals Iraq's real regime change

Monday, 15 December 2008 12:42 A GMT+10
Gimlet-eyed fluffy wuffies will take the recent shoe-hurling event as confirmation of their view that the people of Iraq loathe Dubya in particular and America in general. But if they were to look at the bigger picture they m

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