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NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! If this blog is anything it's sit-down comedy. I don't break news stories. I rant, growl, quack on and joke about them. If you can't see where this blog is coming from you're an utter peckerhead.
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Swine flu in Sydney

Saturday, 18 July 2009 12:14 P GMT+10
As global pandemics go, swine flu is a really strange one. For a while there it was all over the front pages. Everyone was talking about it and basically packin' death. Turned out a few poor bastards here on Oz had caught it. But the numbers were

The Chastened

Monday, 8 June 2009 10:45 P GMT+10
Re this cancer kids comedy kerfuffle: One of the Chaser team said "it was meant to be so over the top that people wouldn't take it seriously".  Well if you're going to do that, you have to make it crystal clear. You have to con

Beach butt ban

Saturday, 9 May 2009 11:41 A GMT+10
Smoking will be banned practically everywhere in WA, including between the flags on beaches. Bizzare. And what'd be the point? Smoking while swimming is practically impossible anyway ... 

Hospital horror or larva love?

Friday, 16 January 2009 12:47 A GMT+10
The news that maggots were discovered in a Tasmanian hospital has provoked condemnation and disgust. But you never know, this might not have resulted from a breakdown in hygiene standards. And we might be being way too harsh on the pallid pre-flies .

Smokers still guilty as charged in Victoria

Thursday, 1 January 2009 3:33 A GMT+10
Victoria is banning battery powered cigarettes, ostensibly for health reasons. Strange, since people can still smoke the real ones there - albeit in fewer and fewer places. Hmmm. Maybe they are more dangerous than dinkum durries? They&

Excremental as anything

Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:06 P GMT+10
Don't know about you, but I do find this gelati-gate scandal weirdly fascinating. I mean, the plot's getting thicker than the notorious scoop in question!Like, just yesterday the Coogee Bay Hotel's legal team said they had proof that

Wealth to blame ... again

Tuesday, 14 October 2008 6:46 P GMT+10
Dr Fiona Stanley may be an ace boffinette, but she's utterly clueless when it comes to questions of culture and society. Here, she wheels out a variation of the dodgy "affluenza" argument, blaming moolah for the growing health and psych

The plot thickens

Tuesday, 10 June 2008 3:44 P GMT+10
Seems that NSW cemeteries are becoming alarmingly chockas with cadavers. Flummoxed, the NSW Government is asking for input from the public. So here's my two cents:Stash the surplus corpses in areas with high proportions of bong-suckling hippies a

Rudd's staff flat out ... of new ideas

Sunday, 1 June 2008 1:42 P GMT+10
This looming revolt by public servants who've been working their arses off for Rudd is pretty funny considering that all that time and energy they've expended has produced nothing of any substance. And yet they're still flat out like liza

Revamps for tramps

Wednesday, 30 January 2008 12:43 P GMT+10
Looks like they're revamping everything over at their ABC.  The iconic squiggle is being upgraded somehow.  I'm sure some will be up in arms about that ...  Also, I've seen the new ABC promo for 2008.  Has all the usua