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Kylie and Dannii's double whammii

Wednesday, 9 September 2009 1:22 P GMT+10
Singing sisters Kylie and Dannii Minogue are both currently in serious relationships, so they're intending to get married simultaneously. I think doubling up is a fine idea. They'll certainly save a heap of moolah by doing so, and that m

Too much information

Friday, 27 March 2009 12:00 P GMT+10
A bloke called Chris Watt has made a doco about his failed relationships. Looking for clues as to why he's such a loser with the opposite sex he's inteviewed many of his old girlfriends.Can't see the point of this. Wouldn't private co

Rau repeats

Saturday, 21 February 2009 9:58 A GMT+10
Latest saga in the tragic Cornelia Rau saga: She's now imprisoned in Jordan. Her parents are blaming the Oz Government for this sad situation. Bizarre!I mean, they reckon that when she gets locked up here they're to blame, and when she is set
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Boffin: Happiness is viral

Thursday, 1 January 2009 1:04 A GMT+10
Anyone with any sense knows that feelings suck. But worse still, they are contagious.Yep, a Harvard clever clogs called Dr Nicholas Christakis reckons that moods - both good and bad - can be passed on from person to person. He uses a "ripples in

Creepy conception

Saturday, 13 December 2008 3:24 P GMT+10
Another case of a woman wanting to make a baby with a dead man's sperm. While I pity the woman and can understand her motives, I can't help but be creeped out by the whole idea. Of course, most feminists will think this is all fine and dandy

Blunt treatment

Monday, 27 October 2008 11:16 A GMT+10
Some poor Aussie babe has learned the hard way that crooner James Blunt isn't quite as deep and sensitive as his songs make him out to be.  If the bloke's a big time coke snorter, as she says, then that says a lot about his character. He
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Tot in title fight

Saturday, 25 October 2008 6:10 P GMT+10
An Italian court has ordered the parents of a kid they named "Friday" to change the moniker pronto. Just as well Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban and bub didn't settle there. If "Friday" provoked a court order, "Sunday Ros

First there was speed dating ...

Monday, 22 September 2008 7:54 P GMT+10
And now there's speed renting, of all things.  Hmm. Kind of similar when you think about it. After both activities it's quite likely that someone's gonna get screwed.

Bob Irwin follows Bindi off the beaten track

Sunday, 14 September 2008 2:02 P GMT+10
Looks like the late Steve Irwin's son Bob is gonna go the same way as his sis and become an international celebrity. Both are just way too young for this. And there's gonna be some serious sibling rivalry as a result. Then there'
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Incongruous etymology in Oz

Friday, 29 August 2008 2:09 P GMT+10
Some clever clogs has been doing heaps of work on the demographics of singledom. He reckons if chicks wanna find heaps of eager single blokes, they should head to a "man dam" called Droop Street. Name doesn't augur too well on first blu
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Truth hurts

Tuesday, 26 August 2008 8:39 P GMT+10
One thing I've learned over the years is that if you say something that really gets up the nostrils of fluffy wuffies, there's a pretty good chance you've nailed it. Lefty PC types can't stand most things that normal, good-hearte
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Paula Wriedt's depression

Saturday, 9 August 2008 9:47 P GMT+10
Paula Wriedt, the Tasmanain MP who tried to top herself recently, has been diagnosed with depression.   Maybe she is actually depressed. (But hey, who isn't? It's called being alive.)And sure, I pity her. She's in an awful
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Who's to blame for Bale's blow-up?

Friday, 25 July 2008 10:03 P GMT+10
This Christian Bale scandal has got me intrigued.I mean, immediately I heard about it I assumed he was the bad guy. But he does come from a very interesting family. You never know, coulda been all his mum's fault. Think I'm being too harsh? S

Photo fallout

Tuesday, 8 July 2008 2:12 P GMT+10
Re this latest naked kid photo ruckus: Regardless of the artistic merits (or lack thereof) of those snaps, the thing that worries me about Robert Nelson and his wife is the callous way they've thrown their daughter Olympia in front of the meeja s
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Another lethal chick magnet

Sunday, 6 July 2008 7:32 P GMT+10
Something that has long creeped me out is the mysterious babe-pulling power of murderous men. Among many others there was Ted Buny -- a real "ladykiller" in both senses of the word. Here in Oz we've got baby-faced assassin Carl Wil
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Fangs for the memories

Sunday, 15 June 2008 7:39 P GMT+10
A snake breeder gets bitten by one of his scaly little mates and nearly buys the farm. But he holds no bitterness toward the evil creature, whom he affectionately calls Muffin. That's just too weird. If I had anything to do with it, Muffin'd
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Don't do drugs!

Tuesday, 29 April 2008 2:27 P GMT+10
Via Andrew Landeryou I learn of the sad story of Donna Davis, the woman who claims that Greens MP Ian Cohen bashed her, thereby rupturing her eardrum.Whether Cohen is guilty or not, the poor woman has had a miserable life.  Much of tha

The real story of Charmaine Dragun?

Monday, 28 April 2008 12:25 P GMT+10
Will definitely try to catch tonight's Australian Story.  It's about Charmaine Dragun, the newsreader who committed suicide not so long ago.  From this description of the show it focuses on the medical aspects of her condition. 
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Zoo Weekly goes feminist?

Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:43 P GMT+10
The blokey blokes at Zoo Weekly have been offending the sensibilities of fluffy wuffies for quite some time.It's a dead cert that their latest competition, in which a (sorta) lucky reader will win a divorce, will wind up feminists once more. 

More on D'Arcy's dad

Saturday, 5 April 2008 12:58 P GMT+10
Latest revelation about Nick D'Arcy:  Seems he was involved in an act of vandalism a coupla years back.  Not unlike his stoush with James Peach, it is claimed that in this case D'Arcy's father "paid restitution" to the

D'Arcy's dad

Thursday, 3 April 2008 11:23 A GMT+10
Wayne Carey was clearly severely damaged by his old man's alcoholism.And there's another father who seems to have been involved, albeit much more subtly, in his sport star son's violent behaviour (in this case by cleaning up the wreckage

Bolt on Carey

Wednesday, 2 April 2008 1:44 P GMT+10
Excellent Andrew Bolt piece on the psychology of troubled Wayne Carey, focusing on how the fallen footy star has been damaged by the relentless aggro of his old man.  More on that monster here.

Heath Ledger, cosmic calamity

Monday, 31 March 2008 1:14 P GMT+10
Back in 1977, Woody Allen came up with this great quote about celebrity: This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year?  A back hole?I often recall that line because it's such a pithy and accurate decription of the potential cruelty

Heath Ledger will spat

Wednesday, 12 March 2008 11:21 A GMT+10
The Heath Ledger saga is getting even sadder ... Conflicts over the mismanagement of a previous family inheritance have re-emerged over the star's will. Certainly, spats like this are not uncommon.  But in most cases the details are not

Caring for Carey

Thursday, 31 January 2008 12:10 P GMT+10
About 18 months ago, when I was living in Perth, I was walking down Scarborough Beach Rd.  Cars were whizzing past, as they tend to do on a major road.  Suddenly, this plush lookin' vehicle swerved and then skidded to a halt just in fro

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