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Gay jokes on The Footy Show

Thursday, 28 May 2009 12:48 P GMT+10
Matthew Johns, the boofhead the squitterati love to hate, is embroiled in a new controversy. This time, he's provoked the ire of the gay community with a "homophobic" skit on The Footy Show. Says gay rights activist Gary Burns:“Yo

Rourke's wrestler pins Penn

Wednesday, 4 February 2009 9:28 A GMT+10
The Oscars are coming up and it will be interesting who wins the Best Actor award. I saw The Wrestler recently and Mickey Rourke delivers a truly champion performance. I hear tell that Sean Penn has excelled himself in a biopic about a gay activist w

Hospital horror or larva love?

Friday, 16 January 2009 12:47 A GMT+10
The news that maggots were discovered in a Tasmanian hospital has provoked condemnation and disgust. But you never know, this might not have resulted from a breakdown in hygiene standards. And we might be being way too harsh on the pallid pre-flies .

No more greens for the greenies

Saturday, 11 October 2008 1:48 P GMT+10
I've long thought that this mad obsession with animal rights would eventually result in calls for plant rights as well. Seems that has actually happened.This'll be majorly problematic for ferndies. A lot of them are vegetarians and vegan

Ingrid Newkirk's weird ideas

Monday, 21 July 2008 2:13 P GMT+10
PETA president Ingrid Newkirk is clearly deranged. I mean, she thinks that chipmunks are more important than people.She also has some wacky ideas about the critters she has chosen to represent. Condemning Sharon Stone for demanding that a tarantula h

Bolshies go bananas!

Friday, 27 June 2008 3:27 P GMT+10
Lefties are a pretty primitive bunch, generally a coupla notches down the evolutionary scale. There are more than a few knuckle draggers in the commie stronghold of Artsville. And think of all those gorillas in the left-wing unions.They've b

Human rights, Macdonalds, and personal hygiene

Friday, 18 April 2008 2:39 P GMT+10
Here's an interesting case from human rights crazy Canada.  See, a Maccas employee there decided that having to wash her hands was a violation of her human rights.  The British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal has upheld her claim. You wo

WA solarium ban beyond the pale

Friday, 4 April 2008 6:38 P GMT+10
Western Australia really is one of the nanniest of the nanny states of Oz.  Latest restriction on personal freedom: banning the whitest of whitey-tighties from using solariums.   This is bizarre considering that exposure to good ol' nat

Activists tusk-tusk pre-teen pregnancy

Friday, 15 February 2008 11:19 P GMT+10
Thong Dee, a young female elephant at Taronga Zoo, has become pregnant.  Animal rights activists are outraged because she hasn't yet reached full maturity. A fair point.  As any pachyderm expert will tell you wild elephants have strict

Pilger gets it right!

Tuesday, 12 February 2008 11:43 A GMT+10
Something weird is happening.  I actually find myself agreeing with John Pilger.  See, he reckons the upcoming national apology to Aborigines is meaningless; "for whites only".  That's certainly true.  (And it's