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Rudd's apology a calculating act

Monday, 16 November 2009 2:06 P GMT+10
Interesting that Rudd's apology to "the forgotten Australians" is described as "emotional". I'm sure heaps of people were sooking up in the crowd, but he sounded creepily cold as he always does. He always tries to give emo
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Combustible Kevin

Monday, 6 April 2009 11:34 A GMT+10
This idea that Kevin Rudd's airborne dummy spit was due to an iron deficiency is just silly. (Or maybe the proponents were joking. In which case I've got an irony deficiency!)Rudd does this sort of thing quite regularly, apparently. But this
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Please catch up

Thursday, 19 February 2009 12:30 P GMT+10
Aussie "satirists" are trying to make a wry flick about the Pauline Hanson phenomenon. The project, titled Please Explain, will use archival footage to add verisimilitude. They're hoping that Cate Blanchett will star as the pollie all l

Rudd's extreme capitalism

Friday, 6 February 2009 10:08 A GMT+10
Re the GFC, and Prime Minister Rudd's plan to halt the damage by giving us all giant wads of cash: I'm no financial expert (and anyway, what good are they. Got us into this fine mess in the first place, didn't they?) but I do know how dan

G20 gaffe still snowballing

Sunday, 16 November 2008 6:57 P GMT+10
Re those false comments about Bush not knowing what the G20 was: If Rudd himself leaked them - and it looks very much like he did - then it just confirms my view that our PM has an emotional age of about seven. And it reveals a bloody-mindedness tha

Kevin lauds Gough

Saturday, 13 September 2008 12:57 P GMT+10
Kevin Rudd, who with his Emmissions Trading Scam is about to wreck the Australian economy, expresses his admiration for Gough Whitlam, who already has.Terrifying.

Joe and Kev

Sunday, 7 September 2008 12:56 P GMT+10
Here's Joe Hockey's analysis of the outcome in West Oz. He attributes Labor's poor result to dissatisfaction with Kevin Rudd. I reckon he's nailed it. Intriguingly, Hockey and Kevin Rudd are good mates. Amazing that they can keep

Kevin Rudd, the hollow man

Sunday, 13 July 2008 12:33 P GMT+10
Not surprised that Kevin Rudd turns out to be a potty-mouthed little tyrant behind closed doors. It's perfectly in keeping with his character.The composed, glib image he presents is a complete facade. When he tries to be profound or compassi
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Rudd's staff flat out ... of new ideas

Sunday, 1 June 2008 1:42 P GMT+10
This looming revolt by public servants who've been working their arses off for Rudd is pretty funny considering that all that time and energy they've expended has produced nothing of any substance. And yet they're still flat out like liza

Gap between truth and rhetoric

Thursday, 20 March 2008 11:02 P GMT+10
In yet another meaningless and symbolic act Kevin Rudd has pledged to "bridge the gap" between Aborigines and whites in Australia.  Yeah, sure.   At the same time, he's actively widening the gap with the re-introduction of th

"Cardboard Kevin"

Friday, 22 February 2008 1:49 P GMT+10
You know that things are truly arse about in Canbera when it's the Liberals who start using lefty, agitprop techniques to make a point.I reckon it's backfired though.  See, the cardboard version of Rudd actually has more personality

Kevin Rudd, the new Mr Sheen

Friday, 15 February 2008 1:58 P GMT+10
Like many I have enjoyed Bill Leak's representation of Kevin Rudd as TinTin.  But I've always thought that Rudd had more in common with another, lesser known cartoon character called Mr Sheen.  Now that Rudd has, with his momentous
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A sad, sorry day for Indigenous Australians

Wednesday, 13 February 2008 2:15 P GMT+10
Here's something that perfectly illustrates the pointlessness of today's apology:  When Brendon Nelson had the temerity to mention the present horrors going on in Aboriginal communities, the assembled crowd heckled him and turned their b
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Therese reigns

Monday, 21 January 2008 11:33 A GMT+10
As well as being a total ponce, our primping PM is totally controlled by his other half.  One of the most nauseating things I saw on election night was Therese kissing her hand, then planting it on Kevin's cheek.  It was like
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Mandarin man in Beijing's bag?

Thursday, 10 January 2008 1:43 P GMT+10
A little while ago I said that Kevin Rudd was trying to emulate China's authoritarian approach to government because he was such a sinophile.  I was joking, but the observation could have been accurate nonetheless.  See,

Where's the climate change "smoking gun"?

Thursday, 13 December 2007 10:04 P GMT+10
As the Bali climate change summit heats up, I can't help thinking that there's a parallel here with the lead up to the Iraq war, specifically the question of the WMD "smoking gun". Now, not just a few countries but many are heading

Indigenous Affairs in a sorry state

Wednesday, 12 December 2007 1:53 P GMT+10
Nothing illustrates the idiocy of fluffy wuffy sanctimony than this story.  Jenny Macklin and Kevin Rudd are about to apologize for the removal of Aboriginal children in the past while wringing their hands over a recent event that resulted&
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Retardy Gillardy

Tuesday, 11 December 2007 11:43 A GMT+10
No sooner has Julia Gillard moved to warm the seat of that other seat warmer, Kevin Rudd, than she starts crowing croaking about it as if it's some kind of epoch-making moment for chickdom.Truth is, babes have been able to do whatever they've

Intervention to be expanded

Saturday, 1 December 2007 7:44 P GMT+10
I assumed that, being centre-lefties, the new Australian Government would revert to type and immediately start acting from a smug, PC perspective.  But I might have been wrong.  Remember Mal Brough's controversial interve
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Crafty Kev and jealous Jules

Friday, 30 November 2007 1:21 P GMT+10
Politically correct types may think that Kevin Rudd giving Julia Gillard both the Education and Employment and Workplace Relations portfolios is a double vote of confidence in her.  But they've got it way wrong, I reckon.  Nup.&nbs

Losers are winners in Rudd's Australia

Monday, 26 November 2007 12:25 P GMT+10
Some thoughts on this new Australia we're all in now:  I don't find Rudd himself all that depressing.  He's basically a preening ponce and an opportunitst.  He doesn't believe in anything much and has no spine whatsoeve

The future is now

Saturday, 24 November 2007 10:56 P GMT+10
Watching Kevin Rudd's victory speech now.  Much as I'd like to wish the guy well, I'm finding it hard.  He just comes across as a total robot.  He's obviously pleased, but not genuinely over the moon, which is kinda wei

Different country tomorrow

Saturday, 24 November 2007 9:00 P GMT+10
Oh, well.  Got it way, way wrong.  Wrong as.  Couldn't get it any wronger if I tried.  I am Mr Wrong.  Look in the dictionary for the word "wrong" and there's a picture of me there ... etc. So, I suppos

Election prediction

Friday, 23 November 2007 11:15 A GMT+10
I suppose this is the time for making predictions about tomorrow's election, so here goes:  I reckon Howard will just scrape in.  Maybe that's wishful thinking.  But I just can't see Rudd as PM (and not just because I detes

Kevin Rudd, emotional retard

Monday, 29 October 2007 2:56 P GMT+10
Recently I wrote that Kevin Rudd is a girl.  But I think I got it wrong.  He's actually a little boy.  I mean, he looks like a smug little prefect, doesn't he?  That's why Bill Leak's depiction of hi

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