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Sex, violence and reality TV

Thursday, 1 October 2009 1:20 P GMT+10
It's pretty obvious that reality TV shows don't exactly attract the creme de la creme of society. Actually, it's starting to look like they attract its creme de la crim!See, the prime suspect in the gruesome murder of a porn star called F

Shallow Rachel

Sunday, 14 June 2009 6:49 P GMT+10
Rachel Ward, who is now spruiking a flick she's directed called Beautiful Kate, reckons young thespettes should stop being coy and happily nude up when asked to by directors. It's necessary for success, she reckons.  Don't wanna soun

Kung fu conspiracy?

Tuesday, 9 June 2009 2:18 P GMT+10
The death of David Carradine just keeps getting weirder. Now his family are saying that it wasn't auto-erotic asphyxiation that killed him. They reckon he was murdered because of his investigations into a mysterious kung fu sect. Sounds poss

Hung Fu

Friday, 5 June 2009 1:30 P GMT+10
So Bill killed himself, in a hotel room in Bangkok.  Some may say that David Carradine's sudden death was a sad, seedy way to go. I disagree. While it was hardly edifying it did have a kind of rough grandeur. I mean, he carked it from a kink

Everyone's offended!

Friday, 22 May 2009 12:37 P GMT+10
The Matthew Johns scandal reveals how morally confused Australia is now.  And here's another example: Not long ago, Christians were deeply offended by posters of the Virgin Mary sporting a cranial penis. Not to be outdone, Aussie prossies ha

Real team players

Wednesday, 20 May 2009 12:19 P GMT+10
Many people are scratching their heads about this whole rugby group sex phenomenon. As well as being disgusted, they are left wondering why several blokes would want to have sex with just one woman. Well, here's a valuable insight as to why

The first stone, etc.

Friday, 15 May 2009 6:41 P GMT+10
One thing that's disturbing about this Matthew Johns scandal is the excessiveness of the punishment being metered out to him. Bloke really has been made a scapegoat. It's completely unfair. Channel Nine doesn't really give a tinker's

Matthew Johns group sexism scandal

Thursday, 14 May 2009 3:59 P GMT+10
So there's a push on to out the other players in the Matthew Johns group sex scandal. Part of the argument that they should be named and shamed is because they are public figures; role models. Fair enough. But isn't "Clare" as well?

Woman commodified

Friday, 16 January 2009 7:17 P GMT+10
I have it on pretty good authority that feminists don't like it when women are commodified in a capitalist system.  And here's a perfect example of that. Diana is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder.  The fact that sh

The economy vs. Larry Flynt

Friday, 9 January 2009 1:47 P GMT+10
Still hustling, porn mogul Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout, as is Joe Francis, creator of "Girls Gone Wild Broke". Their plea will fall on deaf ears, of course. However, they should still feel heartened since the request has created its

Brothels, rock spiders and politics

Monday, 17 November 2008 1:18 P GMT+10
So it turns out that above Premier Nathan Rees's electorate office is an, er, erectorate office. He reckons he didn't know what was going on. It's reminiscent of another Rees related story: his role as chief of staff for convicted pedophi

Blunt treatment

Monday, 27 October 2008 11:16 A GMT+10
Some poor Aussie babe has learned the hard way that crooner James Blunt isn't quite as deep and sensitive as his songs make him out to be.  If the bloke's a big time coke snorter, as she says, then that says a lot about his character. He

Charlotte Lindstrom latest

Saturday, 5 July 2008 12:52 A GMT+10
Hmmm. This is interesting ...Charlotte Lindstrom, that gorgeous young Sydney model found guilty of soliciting a hitman, is having her sentence -- thought by many to be overly leniant -- reconsidered by the DPP: Lindstrom will spend a maximum three y

Alan Carpenter and his Labor Party animals

Tuesday, 6 May 2008 1:05 P GMT+10
It's getting more absurd by the minute over in the wild west:  Premier Alan Carpenter, the breast nuzzler, is becoming increasingly annoyed over recalcitrant MP Jaye Radisic's refusal to go beyond her claim that she wasn't offended

Jimi Hendrix sex tape

Wednesday, 30 April 2008 2:41 P GMT+10
There is some doubt about the authenticity of a sex tape purported to be of Jimi Hendrix. Here's a way to tell if it's dinkum:  If, after the act, the bloke just lights up a joint, it's not him.  But if he lights up his condom i

Hookers get respect in the west

Wednesday, 26 March 2008 2:15 P GMT+10
WA now has an official code of practice for the sex industry.  Won't be long before we see brothels fined for supplying dodgy dildos and crap condoms, I reckon.

USA now Sex Scandal Central

Tuesday, 25 March 2008 1:13 P GMT+10
Not so long ago the vast majority of political sex scandals seemed to occur in the United Kingdom.  Now, the main location seems to be the United States.What's going on here?

Binge drinking apocalypse!

Saturday, 15 March 2008 11:49 A GMT+10
Some academic reckons that drunken sex is the greatest threat to mankind.I find that quite a relief, actually.  Good to know that there's at least one impending catastrophe not being blamed on global warming.

Latest celebrity sex tape

Sunday, 24 February 2008 5:10 P GMT+10
It seems that at any one time there is at least one celebrity sex tape circulating on the internet while its reluctant star threatens, or takes, legal action.  Latest one allegedly involves ageing rocker Gene Simmons, of Kiss fame.   Amazin

Caring for Carey

Thursday, 31 January 2008 12:10 P GMT+10
About 18 months ago, when I was living in Perth, I was walking down Scarborough Beach Rd.  Cars were whizzing past, as they tend to do on a major road.  Suddenly, this plush lookin' vehicle swerved and then skidded to a halt just in fro

Dirty doctors

Monday, 28 January 2008 6:00 P GMT+10
A recent survey of uni students reveals that medical students are the most sexually active of the lot.  Must be something to do with their interest in anatomy ...

Pro-porn losing to home groan variety

Monday, 17 December 2007 2:21 P GMT+10
It's not surprising, but recent advancements in digital technology have meant that just about everyone who wants to be a porn star is.  As the Guardian reports:After a decade of double-digit growth, the porn industry is seeing sales of DVDs

WotNext? No more phone sex lines?

Wednesday, 5 December 2007 10:00 P GMT+10
Telstra is in major damage control mode with this WotNext scandal.  I understand that this particular service is being condemned in isolation primarily because of exposure to whippersnappers.  Still, the outrage does seem a tad se

Harsh punishment for smut pedaller

Saturday, 17 November 2007 7:56 P GMT+10
Here's a strange story about a bloke who copped 3 years on probation for simulating sex with a bicycle.  Hmm ...  Wonder if he would've got a reduced sentence if he'd chosen the town bike?

Cornering keywords

Monday, 27 August 2007 7:13 P GMT+10
I'm getting geekier by the minute!Lately, for instance, I've been learning more about search engine optimization and keywords.  Logic dictates that the more searched-for keywords you've got on your blog the more hits